unfriend-ly
if i never offended you
never droned on a little too long
about something we disagree on
never made you uncomfortable
never asked a question
which made you revise your opinion of me
downwards
never took a chance and let slip
what i think this country needs
or what i yell at god
if it has all been
blockbuster movies
what i ate for lunch
news of the weird
pictures of my dog
and invitations to outrage over some distant atrocity
then what kind of friends are we?